【每周一乐】程序员笑话集锦
程序员加班总不在家担心被偷，于是每次出门就把 Wi-Fi 修改成无密码，然后放心上班，每天回家看到十几个蹭网的蹲家门口帮着看门。！http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xicJKNLu0SjgmV27mqZo755TiccibELDovRoGZ3HvfJO1nFJq3lVoichU75Q/0?wx_fmt=gif http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xic79OG4sEejiaicPTBiaP3qqibV7TTDcvWicARF6eY8nAXCdSFTaedXweZKUQ/0?wx_fmt=gif 原来《人月神话》不是本奇幻小说！原来《代码大全》不是一堆开源代码！原来《鸟哥的Linux私房菜》不是教你做菜！原来《边城》不是教你写代码的！
http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xicJKNLu0SjgmV27mqZo755TiccibELDovRoGZ3HvfJO1nFJq3lVoichU75Q/0?wx_fmt=gif http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xic79OG4sEejiaicPTBiaP3qqibV7TTDcvWicARF6eY8nAXCdSFTaedXweZKUQ/0?wx_fmt=gif 问：如何生成一个随机的字符串？答：让新手退出VIM
http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xicJKNLu0SjgmV27mqZo755TiccibELDovRoGZ3HvfJO1nFJq3lVoichU75Q/0?wx_fmt=gif http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xic79OG4sEejiaicPTBiaP3qqibV7TTDcvWicARF6eY8nAXCdSFTaedXweZKUQ/0?wx_fmt=gif 程序猿追求MM不成，含泪追问:我在你眼里算什么？！MM答曰:真人版的windows优化大师……
http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xicJKNLu0SjgmV27mqZo755TiccibELDovRoGZ3HvfJO1nFJq3lVoichU75Q/0?wx_fmt=gif http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xic79OG4sEejiaicPTBiaP3qqibV7TTDcvWicARF6eY8nAXCdSFTaedXweZKUQ/0?wx_fmt=gif 一个程序员的吐槽：既要被当做修电脑的，也要被当作做网站的；既要被当作杀毒的，也要被当作盗号的；我要告诉大家：其实我们只是写代码的！
http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xicJKNLu0SjgmV27mqZo755TiccibELDovRoGZ3HvfJO1nFJq3lVoichU75Q/0?wx_fmt=gif http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xic79OG4sEejiaicPTBiaP3qqibV7TTDcvWicARF6eY8nAXCdSFTaedXweZKUQ/0?wx_fmt=gif 编程夜当午，手握小滑鼠；谁知编程辛，行行皆心苦
http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xicJKNLu0SjgmV27mqZo755TiccibELDovRoGZ3HvfJO1nFJq3lVoichU75Q/0?wx_fmt=gif http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xic79OG4sEejiaicPTBiaP3qqibV7TTDcvWicARF6eY8nAXCdSFTaedXweZKUQ/0?wx_fmt=gif 头昏不觉晓，使劲揉眼角；夜夜太辛苦，睡眠知多少
http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xicJKNLu0SjgmV27mqZo755TiccibELDovRoGZ3HvfJO1nFJq3lVoichU75Q/0?wx_fmt=gif http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xic79OG4sEejiaicPTBiaP3qqibV7TTDcvWicARF6eY8nAXCdSFTaedXweZKUQ/0?wx_fmt=gif 有人说，女程序员再淑女，一旦编程就会暴露自己的身份，习惯性的把前额的头发往上捋，露出大大的额头。因为CPU高速运作时需要良好的散热
http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xicJKNLu0SjgmV27mqZo755TiccibELDovRoGZ3HvfJO1nFJq3lVoichU75Q/0?wx_fmt=gif http://www.csdn123.net/mydata/showimg.php?url=http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/za53OcOES1S563pkHLdPDzVBa9SsK0xic79OG4sEejiaicPTBiaP3qqibV7TTDcvWicARF6eY8nAXCdSFTaedXweZKUQ/0?wx_fmt=gif 老子曰：道生一，一生二， 二生三， 三生万物程序员曰：bug有一，一生二，二生三，三生万bug
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